Okay, maybe not that last part. Enter the fascinating world of time-lapse boners. Seriously some magical stuff. And they do. There are endless images of penises in a resting state, then fully transformed into surprising lengths, for an audience of nearly 12, to review and delight in.
5 Reasons Being A Penis Shower Is Better Than Grower
Don't judge a dick by its flaccid state
When it comes to penises in their flaccid state, there are two varieties: growers and showers. Showers, on the other hand, represent the boastful peacocks of the penis world. Their members are more visually impressive when soft and more accurately reflect the penis in its erect state. For obvious reasons, the majority of us wish to belong to the latter camp, but according to Dr. Paul Turek, urologist and board-certified physician, the opposite is true.
Remember when you were a kid -- or last night at the bar, whatever -- and you scrunched down a straw wrapper, dropped water on it, and watched in amazement as it grew almost four times its original length? How did that tiny little thing just up and become huge in a matter of seconds? If this sounds extremely similar to a penis, good.